Catymology

Etymology, the study of words and their derivation, has long been of interest primarily to university professors. But a new theory developed by Aloysius Katz, aka Aloysius Pangur Ban, M.F.A.(Master of Feline Arts) has revolutionized the study of words; what is more, it has catalyzed a profoundly unsettling reaction among scholars of many other disciplines, from anthropology to zoology. I refer, of course, to catymology, the science and art of cattitude.