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Thursday, December 29, 2005

 

The Random Surrealism Generator

Examples:

We are strongly urging parents to write their state's flute. If a child were to see this show's irresponsible scenes of snails and how they cherish themselves with apes, they may think that they too are able to sue a rolling pin!

If I had a clown, I'd squawk at it in the cuspidor, I'd pay tax on it in the poetry book...

Run a bar-code-reader over a fairy godmother, choke a keyring; just don't teach algebra to a coal bunker.

Are you a "Keep Off The Grass" sign or a Klingon?

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