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Some time ago, amanuensis' friend Andreas, with the help of his formidable feline Euridice, composed The Cat User's Manual.

In this handy technical document, I found just what I was looking for: an online guide for the newly catted. Here's an excerpt from the specs for Cat 7.0,manufactured by MOMCAT:

• User Friendly
• Mouse Driven
• Self Cleaning
• Energy Saving Standby Mode When Not In Use
• Self Portable Operation
• Dual Video
• Bi-directional Audio Input/Output
• Primary and secondary output ports: high-speed serial port for streaming data and standard parallel port for data blocks.
• Auto search Routines for Input Data
• Autocracy for Output Bin
• Instant Transition (<2>

Technically competent cats will pounce on The Cat User's Manual as the definitive guide to training their catted ones.
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