Catymology

This just in: Animal World Newswire reports that the incidence of cataholism among humans has reached pandemic proportions.

How can you tell if your human is cataholic? Make her take this quiz.

Does she scoop out your litterbox every day?

Has she ever broken up with someone because he or she complained about all the cat hair?

Does she write in her blog about you?

Has she set up your own blog for you?

Does she submit your blog posts to Friday Ark and the Carnival of the Cats?

Does she have catcams?

When she vists other catted humans, does she take along treats and/or toys for the cats?

Does she repeatedly rewatch X2 - X-Men United (Widescreen Edition) just to catch a glimpse of that handsome, mutant-licking cat?

Does her library contain more than 10 books about cats?

Does she have a complete set of first editions of the 24 Midnight Louie mysteries by Carole Nelson Douglas?

Does she buy wild-caught ahi tuna for you?

Does she serve it to you at the dining table?

If your human answers yes to more than 5 of these questions, she's definitely cataholic. Leave a comment to let me know how your human scores, or make up your own questions for this quiz.

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