Wednesday, May 10, 2006
the skwib » The Carnival of the Vanities (#190)
Satire Sensei Mark Rayner asked his sidekick General Kang to introduce this week's Carnival of the Vanities. Kang says:
Despite his non-primate form, Aloysius Katz always entertains us here at The Skwib, and this SAT-question-slash-post is no exception: Hairballs are to creativity as ringtones are to Ghana: huhudious posted at Catymology.
Anwyay, thanks, Kang! I understand you run a chimp-based intergallactic army, somewhere in cyberspace. Because of my commitment to nonviolence, as exemplified by having refrained from hunting baby birds, I will not be taking you up on your invitation to enlist.
But I do enlist in Carnivals, whatever species might be throwing them.