Catymology

Yo, cats and catted ones! Darcy here.

A commenter on Aloysius' recent post about tail trash wrote:

But do you get tail trash in a trailer? And
would it be trailer tail trash? And could you
say it five times fast?

Now, being a kind of virtual cat, I don't officially have a tail. But I do have a mind. Offered here, without comment: headlines from the Tail Trashcan:

Trailer tail trash tales

Tales of trailer trash tails

Trailer trash tailor tails


Tailcoat tellurian tells all

Trailer trash teller in a tailored tailcoat

Tailgating trash tailor tells all

Telltale tail end trails tailor

Trailer trash tell-all tails off

Trailer tailspin trashes tale-teller

Trashing tattletale trashes

Trash-talking tailor thrashes tailgaters

Thrashing tattlers trail tellurions

Tailtrash detailing: 50 percent off!

I'm outta here!

Darcy X

P.S. The Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos will be at This, That & The Other Thing this weekend. And the unofficial theme is: tails and toes!

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